This is the most awesome flowchart since James Brundage's graphic depiction of sex and the penitentials (no, not that kind of graphic).
Thanks to adennak at the Daily Kos for parsing the impenetrable, clarifying the unintelligible, and charting the directionless:
(Click on the chart if you need to embiggen it.)
Sadly, even with addenak's marvelous cheat sheet, I still don't know WTF this means:
"Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be all, end all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet, so those dangerous regimes, again, cannot be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons, period." (Via Steve Crandell at the HuffPost, who questions whether the finger attached to this logic and syntax belongs anywhere near the button.) (Oh, and she's back to saying "nukular" again - channeling Dubya, I suppose.)