I try so hard to keep things clean and virtuous around Kittywampus, and here's my reward:
Supposedly I got the NC-17 "based on the presence of the following words":
* sex (7x)
* death (4x)
* shit (2x)
* abortion (1x)
Is it violent death? Unh-uh. Is it sexy sex? Sadly, no! I haven't even dropped an F-bomb in a while, much less used any of George Carlin's seven words you can't say on the air. A little mild poop talk shouldn't rate worse than a PG-13.
And since when is "schmabortion" taboo?
Dagnabit, I'd like to know what rating I'd get if I actually set out to write a naughty blog. Is there still an X rating beyond the pale of the NC-17?