Great shlong is your main weaponThey also promised to enlarge my
Don't be looser enlarge your machine
jang Width (Girth) By upto 20%Can someone please tell me what the heck a jang is? Maybe a contraction of jumbo wang?
What really closed the deal was their final selling point:
Erection_will_be_mush_harderGives a whole 'nother meaning to phrases like mushy love scene, doesn't it?